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officialfrenchtoast:

budacub:

collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut
And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

TOTALLY DISCREET

officialfrenchtoast:

budacub:

collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut

And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

TOTALLY DISCREET

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corneliapornelia:

He looks so tiny and cute here. He would probably punch me in the face for describing him like that but there you go.

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“It is your fate to be the greatest king Camelot has ever known.”

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dancys:

@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way* 

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jordancwierz:

product-of-scotland:

jordancwierz:

do you ever wonder why we’re here?

It’s one of life’s great mysteries isn’t it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don’t know, man, but it keeps me up at night.

What? I meant why are we here, on tumblr, endlessly reblogging. What was all that stuff about god?

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magicaldeductions:

goddammit bill

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